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About Cologne

We shall fight in the shadows, lads! Sexual-massage ain’t all seedy—some’s legit, like them Thai joints with proper trainin’. But the fakes? They’re the enemy! Once saw a claim—bird said the masseur “accidentally” went south. Swear, I was fumin’—who falls for that? “Oh, pardon me, love, slipped!” Yeah, right, pull the other one! Made me day though, cos she lost the case—judge called it “a farce.”